this is not how i expected my morning to begin

this seltzer is trying to make me put it back on the shelf

when you’re rocking out during the apocalypse

grimes performing at fury road (or Terminal 5, same diff)

OH: two ppl on line at Grimes @ T5, one says the have the ghost in tumblr, and gives it to the other

me: can I have the ghost?
them: sure, what’s your name?
me: **shows it on phone**
me: i got it! you need to force quit tumblr to enable it! thaaaanks, best thing that’s happened to me all week.

if you need some laughter in your day – and i bet you do – listen to the new album from @ronfunch “The Funches of Us”

On the real though Donald Trump. How is it ‘interesting’ that these shootings happened in a country that’s tough on guns? Tell us Don? Because it sounds like that vacuous observation was about giving your NRA-loving constituency a handjob and spinning a tragedy for political gain and I’m thinking maybe using a situation where dozens of innocents have just been murdered in the streets isn’t the best time. No?

still thinking about last night