Siri, you suck.

Lunch salad ingredients

Kale, Egg whites, Tofu, Cherry tomatoes, Avocado, Artichoke, Buffalo sauce, Chopped almonds, A few Pita chips, A strip of bread

laughingsquid:

X-Men: Days of Future Past Trailer Sets Up Time Travel Shenanigans

 me:  WAIT DAYS OF FUTURE PAST TRAILER?!?!

 Chelsea:  YUP

JKLDJSKLFJDK

I had no idea, it was a sneak

sneak attack

 me:  HOLY SHIT

S to the PLOOSH

 Chelsea:  I don’t care if it’ll be a hot mess, I WANT ALL OF IT SO MUCH

 me:  PHRASING

 Chelsea:  NOPE. CORRECT PHRASING.

 me:  CAN I USE THIS CHAT AS A CAPTION FOR MY REBLOG?

 Chelsea:  YUP LOL

 me:  DONE

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

thecornettotrilogy:

Love this fanart from Uncles Nail

Strength is only having eaten one of these in 24 hours.

People just look cool in it. They look nice. It’s colorless. It’s super hood, but it’s super white boy approved at the same time. That’s my style. I don’t look like a rapper. When I started, I wasn’t gangster enough. I’m getting married to Kim Kardashian and I never played in the NBA.

Kanye on why his new tour merch is selling so well (he said it’s in “the Metallica numbers, the Bieber numbers”)

ha, ha, haunted

New York is dying.

These came with lunch today. Who told?