youlooknicetoday:

awkward cake (by beefranck)

“The Top Sox Squad of All Time” – The Herald was in-advance-correct, for Yankees Fans.

Sports-sports-sports-sports-sports-sports-sports-sports. Marge, Bart gets to ride in the front seat because he’s good at sports.

Homer Simpson, and how everyone not watching baseball read their social media stream from the last 2 hours.

I am not able to think about the Amazon Fire tablet without thinking of Beavis yelling “FIRE! FIRE!”

And they say I’m supposed to be 27 by the end of next month. Ha.

if you weren’t already sold on it: The Facebook Timeline, as pitched by Don Draper (via NYMAG)

O HAI RON POL ON JON STEWART

O BAI RON POL ON JON STEWART

You’re Leslie fucking Knope!

Ron fucking Swanson

Has anybody been watching the debates lately? You’ve got a governor whose state is on fire denying climate change. It’s true. You’ve got audiences cheering at the prospect of somebody dying because they don’t have healthcare and booing a service member in Iraq because they’re gay. That’s not reflective of who we are.

I had to check the news to make sure this quote was authentic (and it is)
-Cour-Valant

President Barack Obama (via fromrighttoleft)

Really.

Chemistry. If you have chemistry, you only need one other thing. Timing.