This may count as M$’s first FUCK YALLS shots fired at Sony …
Month: April 2011
Weather rolling up like papers: strong and plenty (Taken with Instagram at 486 Broadway, facing south)
The only barber shop I’ll ever go to for the rest of my life. (Taken with Instagram at Chelsea Barbers)
Anna Wintour, at The Met.
Smooth move, Ferguson.
Tracy Jordan pulls a Tom McCarthy.
Isn’t “Smooth move, Ferguson.” actually from a movie or a tv show or something? I could swear it’s from Clarissa Explains It All.
A little cover-up on your Adam’s apple will make it appear smaller, which will make you look less like a transvestite.
The lameness of America’s royals
As I said, we have nothing in terms of actual royalty. It’s not something we should have, but I understand why Americans find something interesting in the British Royal Family’s festivities.
We have a Prince: Fielder. A Lady: Gaga. A Queen: Latifah. And a King: James.
Further: Kansas City’s baseball team.
So I get it, Americans fawning over it all. You get this morning. Just don’t OD on it. You don’t want to wake up in one of those hats.
For McQueen/Savage Beauty/The Met Gala
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A song for William’s exes who wish they could crash the wedding. A song for anyone on the wrong side of the phrase “And if anyone has any reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever …”
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Americans don’t have actual royalty, so I’ll excuse their enjoyment of the royal wedding, just for this morning.
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Lily Allen should be performing “Oh My God” at the wedding party. It actually fits the Kate Middleton storyline we have all been spoonfed.